This is going to be awesome. All of our readings at Cage have been memorable, well attended, and have showcased a variety of eccentric talent. We're taking August off to hang out with your analyst and talk about how boring your problems are, so come hang out, support Cage, and check out some great readers. Otherwise, catch you in September.
Also, to everyone who has found their way here from Fanfiction.net, the original home of the 50 Shades precursor Master of the Universe and my primary source of traffic since posting the below piece, welcome! I read somewhere that E L James makes 1m per week off her series which originated on your fair site. I'd settle for like, half that.