Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Death Panel Reading Series Has Been Recommended For You

Based on your interest in feel-good apocalyptic romance. Based on your interest in family-friendly gay and lesbian snuff films featuring precocious talking robots. Based on your interest in controversial fight-the system comedy cartoons. Based on your interest in exciting military pornography. Based on your interest in anything foreign until it ceases to be. Based on your interest in steamy sentimental drug documentaries. Based on your interest in social issues for the purpose of seeming educated and compassionate. Based on your interest in Salo, you sick fuck. Based on your interest in unimaginative melodramas with a strong female lead and a weak ass dude (you). Based on your interest in heartbreaking World War II musical comedies. Based on your interest in anything inspiring, which you one day hope to encounter. Based on your interest in the Sex and the City movie... if that’s what you’re into... Based on your interest in dark, gritty, suspenseful, gut-wrenching noir, until it actually happens in your life. Based on your interest in violent revenge thrillers featuring one character alone in a room. Based on your interest in petty interpersonal dramas that alleviate the boredom of waiting for death. Based on your interest in Ryan Gosling. Based on your interest in historically accurate futuristic period pieces. Based on your interest in retreating from substance with the aid of substances. Based on your interest in general disinterestedness, which you’ve convinced yourself is cool.

[My introduction to Death Panel Reading Series #7, 3/13/12.]